condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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goodfuckingsex:

slut-overload:

you know what’s gross?
my ex bf.
you know what else is gross?
my ex bf.
wanna know what’s even more gross?
he’s perfect for his gross gf
gross
I’m so happy I got out of that mentally unhealthy and disgusting relationship
I’m too fucking beautiful to date pieces of crap

i love you so much lily <3

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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