sexualbae:

well he’s not lying

sexualbae:

well he’s not lying

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

skeppsbrott:

purplehairedfiend:

fall-bekind:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

I’m mostly reblogging this for the chickens

Reblogging because the chickie gifs are completely accurate.

This is the story of how a futuristic view pushed this song past 100k and how gifs of chickens will push it past 200k.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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rebornica:

dualitydiscretion:

rebornica:

Close enough

talk dirty to me

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT

rebornica:

dualitydiscretion:

rebornica:

Close enough

talk dirty to me

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT

Never again say “I don’t have the right ingredients”

so-adorabloodthirsty:

qichi:

http://www.supercook.com/

posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!

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well there goes my dinner plans

Someone keeps stealing my Instagram posts and it’s really pissing me off they’ve literally done it twice in the last week

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