lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

danipanteez:

it’s shark week yo.

danipanteez:

it’s shark week yo.

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

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